Points subtracted for use of liberaltard, which seems to be a core component of your vocabulary, but the image of gates of November is quite nice.

That is wrong, and I have represented many a poor idiot who thought like you did. Non-competes are completely enforceable where the employee is actually doing something important. If you have your own clients, or you are high-ranking in your firm, damn right it's enforceable. This is insane because it purports to…

Doesn't scan quite right, but the idea is good:

And Giants is spelled "most like Jets."

See here's the difference: Martha understands how to make the poors feel like aspects of her world are achievable for them with a little elbow grease and imagination while GOOPY's world is really only for those who can afford $300 Daisy Dukes. Hell, Martha even went to jail like the proletariat. Martha actually…

Not Gizmodo? Shocking.

This could be easily resolved by moving Willis to the Offensive Line.

That's a valid question. I don't buy gear or tickets and there are certain people I can't stand to the point that I watch only hoping they will get hurt (Rothelisberger, I'm looking at you). But I really like to watch.

Word. What's the color for domestic violence?

Roger does seem to like Edberg, and he certainly has had a better year, despite adding another set of tiny twins (even that guys sperm overachieves.)

Eh. Who can tell? I'm sure some of them are good coaches, but honestly, I don't see much change in anyone's game after they add some new name. For stunt casting to make a difference in this country, Sampras and Agassi would have to get behind Rafa and Fed.

I still think he's douchey and the whole gluten-free transformation story is hinky. But you can't deny that was an awesome year.

And I took my Kinja Name from my favorite beer. ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

In Novak's year? Incredible.

LOL. Ovens clean themselves, baby, which is more than what we can say of men, no?

50 Yards of Gray. Good luck.

And here I am, a female, watching Monday night football and reading Deadspin while my husband is sleeping. I'm looking for the Sherman v. Jackson storyline, obviously.

I'm sure he just meant a cocktail of Jolt Cola and pixie stix.

Sammies are often major gobblers of weird shit. Mine used to take my spans and trot it around the yard, sometimes half-burying them in the roses where the guys who mowed the lawn could find them. Then she'd snicker like Snidely Whiplash.

Welcome to the left-wing anti-science movement. These are the people who read Natural News and Andrew Weill on the way to their acupuncture appointments because they think that anything "natural" must be good; uranium and belladonna notwithstanding. They are convinced that because vaccines are created by pharma…