Beat me to it. That’s like calling a Ferrari a weekend beater.

Dear everyone.

Thats not a drift missile. Not. At. All.

Yeah! I hate rich people. Especially when they actually spend their money, putting it back into the economy.

Good eye on the tires. Must have been stored in a garage its entire life, they look in remarkably good condition considering their age. They’re probably just barely softer than a rock at this point though.

Yes but each and every Wal-Mart in this country is filled with the absolute worst examples of humans. I’ll take Amazon’s online shopping and quick delivery any day to avoid that.

Well that doesn’t always work because people are stupid and will eventually plug something that is already compromised into the network.

I’ve said it before: Jeff Sessions was a little too racist for 1986, but just racist enough for 2017.

This is almost what I want. I want this, but then make it be this:

Looks great, but dang, I was hoping for a new Terror from the Deep (Made fresh without the problems of the first, just set in the same setting), especially since it was implied in XCOM 2.

Not a chance. In person, the Karma was arrestingly gorgeous - as in I literally stopped walking just to stare at one as it passed.

Nope. The President can declassify whatever they want.

Just like the GOP relies on the Bible!

Director Comey said that it is an established fact that Russia attacked the US election system. That is an act of aggression. Do you think it’s fine sharing top secret intel with an actively hostile nation?

Onion works for that too.

Didn’t work? Damn. Do I have to return the great time I had?

Just your friendly reminder that Obamacare was crafted in public view for over a year and that Republicans were asked to come to the table to negotiate a bill for months on end and it got to the point that the GOP literally voted down their own amendments to the bill just for the sole purpose of obstructing/delaying…

If trump was literally anyone else on earth, the sitting president accusing the former FBI director of lying repeatedly under oath would be a massive story, but this one is just like “oh, there goes the president tweeting nonsense again.”

Anyone who voted for him should be ashamed.