You know what’s funny? Those fanboys screaming for mo powa would probably never buy one anyways. That’s usually how the internet works.

Shhhh! Breaking shitty software keeps me employed.

“If you make something fool proof, someone will just make a better fool.”

They’re glorious on a mountain road. In fact, they’re better mountain road cars than track cars (there is a difference).

It’s crazy how the GTI is basically a decade old design and still looks better/classier/less offensive than the Type R.

It’s ironic the way that these rich white guys get into office and never retire, because they stay relatively healthy because of THEIR FREE GOVERNMENT HEALTH CARE, ain’t it?

That’s my favorite thing to do when trolls try to engage me in political threads. Beta male, cuck...there’s no easier way to get them to freak the fuck out.

Time for Cosworth to come back.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

If the lawyers are smart, they’d make sure the room they were in was a Faraday cage so Trump couldn’t sneak another phone under his gut crease.

Eh I still think it’s necessary. I would have maybe done the “No” in the first panel and let that permeate through the rest of the frames.

Mitsubishi 3000GT dude needs to take a clue that even an authentic Colin McCrae (the worlds greatest rally car driver ever IMHO) rally car only garners $300,000 dollars.

Well... it seems like a great deal compared to that $500k Mitsubishi 3000GT.

Intentional CP. Wife told him to sell the car, he posted an ad on CL, has no idea why nobody will buy it.

I gotta disagree. The old man hosted some of the cartoons of my youth, so my heart will always beat nostalgic for Stan Lee. Besides, he’s the Watcher.

It obviously reminds me of Mass Effect’s Mako, but it also reminds me of the EDF Armored Personnel Carrier from Red Faction Guerrilla, if a bit backwards with the wheels, and upside down with the chassis.

Hmm but does it have jump jets:

If the Russians tried to hack the voting machines, it’s highly probable they succeeded. The software is typically built on top of old versions of Windows or Linux, never patched, security architecture is laughable, and default passwords are the rule rather than the exception. Cracking this junk is child’s play.

I think it’s just small things.

I don’t care where you work. I’m a service writer at a fucking bike shop (the pedal kind) and billing a customer for work they haven’t approved is a Hard No and deeply unprofessional (in an industry where “professionals” are sometimes high school students).