My brother and I have this all worked out. When the time comes, he’ll scramble up my shoulders and ride around from his perch up there as we wage our campaign to take control of Bartertown.

My new sports car, the Rosinator 1, will feature an innovative new quadruple-manual transmission, with each wheel driven by its own miniature manual transmission built right into the wheel. Yes, that means four shifters, and four clutch pedals. It’ll also be powered by a naturally-aspirated, air-cooled, rear-mounted…

Humans are the worst thing that happened on this planet.

It would have been a perfect ending if 1:3 scale fire trucks had responded.

“take-home income (the money you earn after taxes)“

Oh, they might not know. But the graphic designer they hired, who has now fled with their money, knew full well what he/she’s doing.

I miss the times when you could call someone dumb and they would be ashamed.

Do you know how Twitter works?

On the bright side - if you find out the car isn’t as death proof as expected, it’ll be someone else’s mess to clean up.

Bounty Hunters are assholes, nothing more, nothing less.

Seems fairly simple to me. The phone is the evidence, they can take the phone all they want. I do not have to supply the passcode to get into the phone under the 5th amendment. If they have a warrant for the phone they can take the phone, they do not have the right to take away my right to remain silent. If they can…

Solid advice on uptalk, but I find updog more useful in most situations.

With that kind of power in a small coupe, they had better throw in their equivalent of Porsche’s carbon-ceramic brakes while maintaining the price point.

Sorry but as a true car enthusiast, I can’t see myself buying this car unless they make it 300hp MINIMUM without raising the price. Ideally they’d lower the price so true car enthusiasts would buy it.

Totally true. This car is wonderful stock. These cars are quick off the line and peel out very nicely on a regular basis, what more do you want. What is this extra power people want for and when would you even use it?

I never want to play as a character that wears headphones. Ever.

Im not going to begin to get my hopes up. Like Bernie Mac used to say: I dont believe shit until shit happen. I see this just being STi parts for the BRZ. An BRZ STi would almost mean that Toyota would have to respond with some TRD 86, and I dont see that happening.

Life saving drugs are kept expensive and inaccessible because of shady patents.

There are a number of the reason why there are so many engineers who can’t wrench, the primary one being that engineers aren’t required to learn it in college