How nice of you to join us, Lori. For the record, do you have a a preference for the color of your prison uniform?  The fans want to know.

Billie drives me crazy. They treated Lala way worse when she started on the show (and she was an actual credited cast member, unlike Billie) and they’re still treating Scheana like shit and her being the other woman to Brandi Glanville was the entire hook for the show initally. VPR is comprised of a tight-knight group…

I’ve actually felt bad for Stassi and Lala and others in their issues with Billie Lee, because you know they genuinely do not care AT ALL that she’s trans, but every time there’s a clash Billie frames it that way. I don’t know if that’s because Billie has of course encountered tons of discrimination and therefore…

Apparently the 200-page affidavit for the Varsity Blues case is an amazing read, per the Atlantic article. When the high school counselor confronted one of Aunt Becky’s kids about the crew thing, Aunt Becky and Mr. Aunt Becky ripped the high school counselor a new one. They’re trash.

And fix yourself up a little, you might meet someone

Nice try, mom

Have you seen..... golden goose sneakers? I just read about them in an article about U.S.C. is a status symbol shoe at 500 a pop, and they look like chucks. 

“Ohh, whoopsie!  I threatened my slave with deportation in order to continue enslaving her!”  I hope they give her the full 20. 

“I’m very sorry for my poor decision-making”

Or publicly admitting to planing to have a child children out of wedlock?? After preaching abstinence only FOR YEARS?

Oh my god. That was my first thought after this shit,

Ask this one...

Not to mention a family that gets into drunken brawls with each other and a brother that beats his girlfriend, and that’s just the stuff that’s gotten into the news. Where the hell does she get off calling anyone else trash?

Does Bristol have a new boyfriend yet that she is absolutely, positively not having sex with?

First off, “write everything you know about such and such battle” is a laughable approach to history. Congrats, you can regurgitate facts.

That’s the part of this whole story that still dumbfounds me... Her dad is the douche that lied to his parents about GOING TO USC and instead cashed the checks to build his brand because school was a waste of his time, so natch when it comes to his own kid, instead of letting her BUILD HER BRAND BECAUSE SCHOOL IS A…

You go right on ahead and feel bad for her. I’ll be over here figuring out how to keep my bipolar 15 year old alive and hoping against hope that our insurance continues to pay for her new $1000+/month medication. I have no fucking energy to care about some attractive 18 year old with obscenely rich parents. Fuck that.…

I decorated my baby girl’s room with a whale and underwater theme, and my idiot coworker said that whales are for boys. 

Does no one care about Luke Perry??!!!

Also: Katheryn Hahn. She was one of my favorite minor characters in Parks and she’s always so quirky in movies.