EXACTLY.  I just had a male colleague call me after a meeting because a few women complained that he was too handsy with them (to be fair, he constantly puts his hands on you when he talks, but men and women equally.  It’s still not okay) and AGGRESSIVELY ask me if I was someone who “told” on him.  I mean, he is…

I cried.  I love her.

I actually really liked Forte’s take- the big gulp he carried around plus “bein’ president is hard!  it’s hard!” was great

My SIL met him at a party years ago and said he was a huge asshole but that also could’ve been when he was in pretty deep with his demons, so who knows.

Yes, this was my first thought when I saw this. Poor Alice (and her sister).

“Don’t make a big deal out of nothing” (in regards to sexual harassment at work) “Just find a rich guy and quit!” (in regards to career advancement) “You have a... few years left before it’s sad” (not being married at 26, told to me by a 65 year old unmarried man)

When I was a little girl, I was convinced our house was haunted. We only lived there until I was 7, but I have very clear memories of watching ghost like shapes move around on our turned off television, hearing doors slam and waking in the night and feeling... something in the room. I was a voracious reader as a…

The best part that if you DID get pregnant again right now, people would say “well that was fast!” We literally can’t win.

Ol’ ceiling eyes ain’t never gonna find it.

BOOBS LEGLY! - fug girls

“I saw a baby giving another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!”

“you’re better than this! Don’t you know you can fly?!”

YES. I have never understood why Karlie was so successful as I find her SO boring (I mean, obviously, she is very pretty, but not striking to me) but hey, at least she can walk!

Hey, Molly Shannon! I like her.

My first thought as well! Way way off from what I pictured

Reggie?

I can’t I can’t believe she’s been with this dude for 16 years, I swear she just broke up with Hank Azaria! Also I saw her on the street and Chicago a few years ago and homegirl looks fucking amazing in person

I NEVER gave a shit about having a smartphone until I had a baby. Reading books on my phone while breastfeeding at 2 am saved my life.

BUT Robert Kardashian ALSO dated Priscilla Presley—- how about that?!

Or the power.