No, it’s Becky.

UGH I love him so much as an actor, but I just listened to him narrate his audiobook and he sounds so... exhausting. He sounds so defensive and like there is a simmering rage in him at all times.

IKR I was like Kylie is funny?

She has been married 3 times and an engagement to whoever this guy was. Jodie is what my dad calls “unlucky in love.”

Wait how were they related?

Me too, and he shouldn’t be so handsome either. Oliver Platt?

I need an emotional support bunny to deal with my anxiety about your emotional support snake.

Can we talk about how Madeleine’s voice sounds EXACTLY like Rashida Jones?

She needed a defined waist SO badly. Homegirl seriously cannot dress herself. Most of these people are garbage (lol, most), but they can at least dress themselves. Katie always looks like she TRIED to pick the most unflattering pieces and her hair and make-up is always off too.

I realized 5 min into a hot yoga class there was a pair stuck to my towel.

PLL literally makes me feel dumb. I could watch all of the other those type of shows while barely paying attention, but with PLL, I never know who anyone is after the first season.

She does a smudgy eye better than anyone.

I was so curious as to what they said and where they were going. She kept calling the guy sending them for her “YOUNG MAN” which I also loved.

I saw her at a Mail Boxes Etc once sending about 100 faxes with “FROM THE DESK OF FAYE DUNAWAY” emblazoned on the top and it is my favorite celebrity sighting EVER.

My first thought too. I’d be totally fine with that.

That was my first thought too! I liked Swingtime, but didn’t end up loving it as much as I thought I was going to.

I saw my ex at an engagement party for mutual friends and I had recently cut bangs and he got soooo drunk and just followed me around saying “I can’t believe you got bangs.” Keep in mind, we had broken up many years prior and I was with my husband and he was with his new GF.

Babies having babies.  

My husband’s best friend is the captain of the US Paralympic hockey team and they are amazing.

Quad cities?