Hi Taylor!!!

I thought it was thoughts and prayers that stopped bullets?

He is Todd the Dead Eyed Killer forever in my heart.

It would be if Theron was cast as an evil nanny.

Seeing that bag of pumped breast milk spill, I thought, “This is a horror movie. NOOOOOOOOO!”

Is Emotional Support Hipster the MPDG for white middle aged parents?

Yes. Agreed. My kids are 9 and 5 but those early days when it’s just never-ending work. Just so much work. I feel like the trailer captured that “Everyone takes everything from me and I have nothing left over” feeling. The milk is kind of symbolic of that - you’re literally being drained to fuel others. I think that…

he’s a “no thanks, save the bag” shopper. they walk among us.

As someone who has worked in the government before, this is something that they hammer you on as a workerbee hard and often that openly campaigning publicly for a canidate while in employ of the Federal Government is grounds for dismissal and other punishments.

Things we were told we can’t do:
-Put a sign in our yard…

How do you know that Trump will lose in 2020?

Emily Ratajkowski is so goddam thirsty

She is a citizen. And now she is bringing in her parents. CHAIN MIGRATION! SAD!

I haven’t followed his career or anything, but I thought he was great in Gone Girl.

Hopefully when they train her this time she will do better.

Imagine if a male star said this. Shut up, Jennifer.

The only thing newsworthy about the NY Times article is how transparently click-baity and shit-stirry it is. The only article that should be titled “Why Yoga Pants Are Bad For Women” is an exposé on leggings that give us yeast infections or carry a high risk of accidental strangulation or something.

On his social media profiles, Cruz posted explicitly about wanting to shoot people with his rifle and to kill members of law enforcement, and posted numerous photos of himself brandishing rifles and other weapons.

> “Scott denies every single claim of inappropriate behavior. Almost every one of them can be refuted with evidence.”

Scott: There’s a good chance I may have committed some light rape.

17 in 10 minutes? 58 dead and 851 injured in 10 minutes? I’m gonna cut to the chase and tell you to go fuck yourself.