I blame Barbara Walters who obviously woke up one day with the idea of putting the crappiest examples of womanhood atheir own forum.
The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second
I look back at those early days and can barely remember them! I’m sure that’s purposeful; no one would continue to have children if they remembered the terrible newborn times in perfect detail. It didn’t help, either, that my husband had been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma about 6 weeks before the baby was…
Also, speaking as a father, make sure you’re not afraid to ask your partner/husband for help. Sometimes guys are a little oblivious, and we dont understand what birth (vaginal or c-section) REALLY does to you. Even the most caring partner may need to have a thump on the head from time to time, so make sure you let…
So shoot me I did not like Pitch Perfect 2. I thought it was stagey and old hat.
The phrase its self makes me think of “antidisestablishmentarianism”
Same thing that’s happened to Elizabeth Berkley, you barely work again because you’ve achieved absolute perfection and Hollywood is too intimidated.
Hey my cats went to NYU and took law classes! They got purrrfect grades, too.
This news combined with the announcement that Lauren Graham is writing and Mae Whitman is almost definitely starring in the movie adaptation of “The Royal We” is making this a delightful Monday.
Bae, psssst....
Anthony Michael Hall is actually Michael Anthony Hall.
Petrovsky wasn’t that bad, he just made Carrie look even worse by comparison. I seriously NEVER got what he saw in her. Remember that time she made him take her to McDonald’s in an Oscar de la Renta? BARF.
Hands down the best part of watching the Unauthorized 90210 was being able to tell the world I have the interview where Shannen talks about her love of president Bush in my 90210 scrapbook. And when called on for “pics or it didn’t happen” I BROUGHT OUT THE PICS. I just love that my 90210 scrapbook is still useful 25…
WINTER IS THE WORST AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. WHY ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS?
Honestly she looks better with her fake ass lips and anyone can fight me on that
When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…
I think it’s time for me to make another donation to Planned Parenthood, but I can’t decide if I should do it in honor of Anna Duggar’s Brother, Closeted Bradley Cooper, or Mel Gibson’s Cunt Mouth.
Hulu keeps bombarding me with Paper Towns previews and it looks soooooo bad! I’m convinced Zooey Deschanel secretly made that movie out of spite. “Keep calling me a manic pixie dream girl, will you? I’ll show you a pixie dream girl so manic you’ll gain a newfound appreciation for the gritty realism of New Girl.”