Eddie Redmayne gave an outstanding performance and his Oscar is well deserved.

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Dang, you really got me there.

I thought this was David Cross in hipster glasses, no lie.

I know Murphy is the main story here, but how many of you actually looked at that Rolling Stone list? Serious question. MacDonald at 135 out of 141 SNL cast members was one of many rankings atrocities they conjured up. How so many of the current crop got placed in the top 50 (Darrell Hammond barely cracked that list,…

The middle man to talk to Eddie was @BrettRatner, a cool guy who knows a great deal about comedy.

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

Gomez goes on to tell interviewer James Franco

Whenever I read or hear the name Anastasia Steele I literally want to punch E.L. James in her inner goddess (whatever the hell that is).

Shaddup, Lolo. You're a virgin who can't drive (a bobsled).

Talk to your doctor to find out if whiteness is right for you. Side effects include: polo shirts, country music, and sunburn.

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Something happened like this.

White friendship is sharing your mayonnaise and cheese sandwich.

Same to you! Fwiw, I also think my phone does as good of a job as meth.

Also, while we're on the topic, can we talk about this vaunted "high road" and what it is that makes it so fucking special and desirable? Because I've stayed quiet A LOT about things that happened to me, both as and after they happened, and I've never gotten single scrap of inner peace or enlightenment or enhanced…

After being placed in my second foster home at age 14, I cut off all communication with my alcoholic mother. I didn't speak to her for the last 15 years of her life. My great-aunt (mother's father's sister) who always defended my mother regardless of the crap she put the rest of the family through, told me that…

I hate myself for having any feelings on the matter, but Jonathan Cheban is THE WORST. Seriously, some next-level douchiness. He triggers my gag reflex like few others can do. I'm only writing this because he is the textbook loser who will be obsessively refreshing his browser to see what people think of his…

It's me. I'm taking this one for the team. The title of Biggest Whore belongs to me and my line in perpetuity. Thus ends all debate forever of who is a bigger whore.

Respectfully

Right Honorable Agent Tremble, Biggest Whore