So did I! I wondered how on Earth he was going to be involved in this deal.

ANOTHER Entourage movie??!?! I feel like we have been hearing about this one FOR SO FUCKING LONG and it hasn't even come out yet. I don't think I can take another four years of having to see photos of Jeremy Piven.

My brother saw Ben on Politically Incorrect (in the audience) and said he was the only guest who would continue to argue with Bill when they stopped for commercial breaks. He is very passionate and well-informed. Who would have thunk it?

I am due in 5 days. Need so much wine.

2009. Our "friends" that got married (really just the next door neighbor of an actual friend) invited all of us to their wedding:

I saw Faye at a Mails Boxes Etc (saddest sentence ever) about 5 years ago. She looks VERY old in person when not done up. She was sending faxes, all of which said FROM THE DESK OF FAYE DUNAWAY across the top.

I am sure things have changed some over the past 10 years, but she did say that they basically gave them NO food but tons of booze (shocking). Like open bar for four hours and a roll of Ritz crackers for 20 women. One of her dates to a winery took place at like 6 am and everyone was hungover and immediately got…

She is awesome! And this was a million years ago, with bachelor Aaron. Her parents had an arranged marriage so it was a great angle for her to use. But yeah, she just wanted to see if she could get, manufactured some drama (before it was popular! This was like 2002/2003) and got the hell out of dodge.

My SIL was on the second season (she eliminated herself, ABC freaked out and now no one can ever do that again). She is Indian, a lawyer and lived in NYC at the time. But I know she was an anomaly. She is crazy smart and funny and only tried out to see if she could get on.

I randomly saw Chelsea and her family at an airport in South Dakota (my fiance's whole family lives there) and this was the scenario: she comes off the plane first (tiiiiny in person, really small) with crazy extensions and make-up talking to her friend and texting like mad. Her dad came off next (he looked SO tired)…

"Oh no! I just ran into Sliding Doors! Need GOOP fast!"

Me too! I loved it, even with the incredibly bizarre ending. I made my fiance read it too, so now there are four of us!

You're stupid and you're drunk and you're stupid.

Vaughn is getting married this weekend. Sorry to burst your bubble!

Amen to that! I worked in an office for five years and somehow got to keep my job when I moved in with the boyfriend in another state. Sweatpants, mindless tv in the background, working uninterrupted? Yes, please. The only downside is that my mom calls me everyday and always says "are you working?"

My high school debate teacher was named Sandra Bullock. And my friend just named her baby Dylan McDermott.

There is also 'me" in marriage, but no u...

And everyone wearing tight shirts are DYING FOR A CHILD.

My eyebrow furrows are curved, but that's because I had a tumor on the side of my head when I was born and my surgeon cut through all of the motor nerves & muscles on the left side of my face, so my left upper quadrant of my face is paralyzed. Fuck you Fox for faking your Klingon wrinkles.

My best friend shit her pants on my couch while taking Alli. I would suggest skipping that one.