THIS. Especially since Alexis had NO rebuttal, not even "moneys are for mans to figure out."

She's a binary code-phile.

I wonder if the Champagnes will be sold at Chanels.

Didn't Kate Hudson get implants a few years ago?

Damn straight. Once, just ONCE, I would like to read:

When I was in 7th grade, one of my classmates got pregnant. She stayed until her 7th month of pregnancy and NO ONE from the school ever talked about it to the rest of us or had a group discussion with the other girls in our class. It was business as usual, even when her mom started attending classes with her during…

Also lying about tanning, bleaching and botoxing.

It's out partying with your revenge body.

I have both! Bi-winning!

@Rosa - que seria de mi?!: Oh. Well, people that twee probably don't need to eat anyway.

@kialakazebee: Bitch is vegan anyway. Ice cream my ass (a$$).

@Oceanic: How awesome would it be if she were engaged to the guy who played Harry?

@rd2uk: I love the term "sour apes" much, much more than grapes.

@LouWhoo: I thought the same thing! Must've been a tarts & vicars party orignally!

@luxamnesiac: Um, see Powers, Screech.

@VTachy: I have a feeling that "Broke, fake-ass, wannabe millionaire" will become the next single of one of the Real Housewives.

@lucyjae: It is a total deal breaker. When my bf said he thought "it was kinda funny," I seriously had to debate whether or not to continue the relationship. It's like when my friend's future husband said Creed was "not that bad of a band." Some things are just unforgivable.

@LifeOccupado: That made me giggle ridiculously loud. Thank you.

My roommate senior year of college broke my poor brother's heart (cheated on him mercilessly) and when I (and our other 3 roommates) kinda distanced ourselves from her, she threw our microwave out the window (since it was hers) and all of our plates and bowls. Then she smeared marinara sauce all over the walls and…

Considering the BF & I went as Bert & Ernie, and my girlfriends were Milli Vanilli, a publisher's clearing house winner (curlers & bathrobe), a Chilean miner and Mario (of Mario & Luigi), I am stoked. Not a sexy outfit in the bunch.