I used to be fat... I still am, but I used to be too.

@pseudo tasteful: As long as they don't show them walking, she might be okay with it. Might make the workouts a little tough, though...

@evafortuna: "Hiiii everybody! You seem to have a case of teeth-too-close-together!"

My takeaway from this is that Natalie Green would be one badass godmother.

@BirdFrog: Hide yo shirts, hide yo pants and hide yo rompers too cuz they auf'ing errywun up in here.

@missatomic: Thinking too much gives you wrinkles!

@GeraldTheUnibrowBaby: Rob-er-TA! Eliza-BETH! Su-SAN!

@BrookeD: I read it as Alex Meh!

@BossLadie: And Fern Mayo! Like, hold the mayo? And Rita as Marci Fox!!

@jumpingpiglet: I think his red nose might be booze-related... but the hair brings you RIGHT back to the 80s!

@meanteeth: And her breathy, wide-eyed Lynne: "teeenagerrrrs... teeennnaggerrrs..."

Rachel Dratch's impression of Lynne Curtain and that busted-up Danny cohort of Danielle's (doing his "30 ye-ahs to life" face), not to mention her Debbie Downer face, made me feel like wasting countless hours watching this dumb effing after show totally worth it. (end run-on sentence)

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: No shit. Thanks for the bear tips, Dwight Schrute.

@morninggloria: Call me when she gets fitted for a habit... and not a sexy habit.

@LA0811: And she was the one who had a boyfriend/husband for the majority of the series.

@ning! has a bump named Julia: Well, Lohan is definitely 2010's Neely O'Hara.

@maude_flanders: Jude Law's crying in Closer was tragic. But it looked like real crying- horrible facial expressions and all.

@You are not approved: Perhaps if my friend had a dog brain, she wouldn't be so fucking cheap. :)

@You are not approved: I have a friend that does that EVERY time she comes to visit. It doesn't matter if there is a 1/2 oz left in a vodka bottle... if she brought it, it's going with her.

@rd2uk: Hit the nail on the head. I loathe her entitled pissy bratty attitude! But I HATE her mother. I kept thinking how my mother would handle me getting 2 DUIs and the subsequent parole violations—- she would have marched me up to the LA County Courthouse and demanded I get longer than 90 days to learn my damn…