@kookla: I whole-heartedly agree. I am a much better listener than sharer, and I will listen to any of my friends or co-workers about their problems. I just have a hard time sharing mine. I grew up in a very WASP-y household where we didn't mention upsetting things. I envy those that are open enough to put it all out…

@bowleserised: Or he will just go to rehab. I love that celebs think going to rehab allows them to erase things they say/do that make them look like ignorant fucknuts.

@BlackFrancine: I have the same dream! I am always super late on my way there and then I somehow forget that's what I am doing, and then it is many hours later and I remember I forgot to go! I imagine this is what her life must be like almost all the time, minus the anxiety and guilt.

@sportz.star: Amen, she could look SO much better! That dress is ridiculously unflattering and not really formal enough.

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Let go and let Jez.

Why did Lohan steal Bouffant's hat?

@dripdrop: Anything with Markie Post.

@weaselina: I read that as "lady pants"... which I thought meant you were making the point that even things that don't exist are laughing at Spencer Pratt.

@CupcakeMonster: Caberet Katy Perry could help too.

@bluetrain84: Just an elastic basket to hold my peaches!

@WaffleCopter: You are hearing me f*ck...

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Sarah, I would crown you Miss Congenialty for that sentiment if I had any access to Practical Magic. I have a Premonition she will take your advice.

@roodles: Yeah, I will never forgive him for Elizabethtown.

@elephantom: Not unless it's Kell-Ade.

@elephantom: Suuure, she likes Peter today. But tomorrow, who knows? She is allowed to change and you should celebrate it!

@sekushinonyanko: That last book was terrible!!! 40 pages of haikus??!?!?!

@sallysparrow: I have totally read that. My bro got his MFA at UCLA and did a semester-long presentation on SBTB. It received laughs... and a B-.

@pissiechrissie: AND what about the disappearing characters on SBTB? Kelly and Jessi went away for part of senior year and then Tori came around and then left again... I am embarrasing myself on this thread.

@somnambulent: And when Lacey Goranson returned, Roseanne yelled "where the hell have YOU been?" I aslo watch a LOT of Roseanne. :)

@yvanehtnioj: I know! My jaw literally did not drop.