@buenosdias: Kelly also always talks about how she doesn't drink. I wonder if she thinks the fact that she branded a "Kelly Bensimmon" drink is "creepy?"

@thelonechocolatechip: Al. Ex. Muh. Cord.

@thelonechocolatechip: Methinks the Countess views herself as the voice of reason at this reunion. Butt out Lunny, no one likes you.

@AllieCaulfield: Ohhhhhhh Tracy Jordan gonna be mad at you!

@JessaFields: All I know is that bitch better not bring Jeff to my birthday party and make Zack mad! That day is about ME!

@vitajex: That made me spit my coffee out!

@Norton: crazy-ness is luh-huuuuuu-rrrrned

@slightlyhardup: She would probably use ORANGE decorations. And orange is whorish!

@raewescott: Dollface!

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

@bitingfairy: BUT what about Andre!?

@HarrietB.: The smirk residing under said bangs is even WORSE.

@suiterkin: That was my favorite of the night. She really doesn't seem like she rehearses those quips like Bethanney sometimes does and she really seems to be herself on camera. Which is so refreshing.

I just love how Jen's best body ever has been the same fucking body since like 2002. Homegirl does NOT look any different.

@HRH Your Cuntness aka likepenguins: My friends are really tired of hearing about it and they hope I really mean when I say it's over on Sunday.

FTW: the sleazy Coerte love interest speciman. He's just a wh-illlld and cuh-razzzy guy!

@scarysheri: I freaking LOVED Ellen Barkin last night!!! Her comments about Danielle were awesome. Just wait for Danielle's blog next week on Bravo all about her inside sources into Barkin's life.

@xocolatl: She would have been very young when she had that kid. She was 24 in 2004. But then again, the writers screwed up Charlotte's age, so who knows?

@Bunnya69: And Lucy Lawless would have none of Tyra's nonsense in judging.

@GreyEminence: And Andrea Zuckerman was like 35 and married in her senior year on 90210.