Was Dick Tracy a musical? I remember one number by Madonna and Mandy Patinkin and maybe another by Madonna in character. I haven’t seen it in decades.

Every now and again I think of Dabney Coleman grinning, dressed as a Santa, and dancing for a crowd on a sidewalk to “Christmas in Hollis” on Drexel’s Class.

“Innocent until proven guilty” is why he isn’t in jail. It doesn’t obligate anyone to work with him. It doesn’t obligate me to watch any of his stuff. Thanks for playing.

GAAS and GAAP language changes, including in labels, do occur. Again, you’re wrong. Fox News and whatever podcast you jerk off to definitely don’t count as “Academia.”

Most people don’t broadcast being weak as wet tissue, but here you are.

Is it about how Woody Harrelson doesn’t believe in germ theory and thinks 5G and COVID are linked? I can get that from any number of manifestos smeared in shit on public bathroom walls. 

Yeah, there’s a whole list of movies, shows, and books I want to dig into. Something with Jon “Trump has a tongue for truths” Voight makes this an easy pass. Apparently (alleged) sexual and physical abuser and (known) plagiarist Shia LaBoeuf is in this too. You know who else can act at least as well as them? *LOTS* of…

Maybe we’ll get to see The Wacky Detective and/or The Dog Catcher!

Or The Sopranos. 

Right?!

On the Tim Scott episode in 3 weeks. 

I love how “he is cooperating fully with authorities” is supposed to be, and likely is to gullible idiots, a feather in his cap. He breaks laws and puts other people in danger, but he’s respectful to the boys in blue! A real man and a fine citizen! 

It’s “Aykroyd.” AV Club reads like a junior high newspaper the last few years.

“I like the sweet movie where the white ladies played the baseball before the government invented the gay people in 1969. When I watch the gay people I feel like a throbbing agenda is being pushed down my eager throat.”

What the fuck is it? Why do I keep coming to this broken site with its ad redirects, click bait, and typos up the ass? Fuckin muscle memory.

Does anyone keep getting redirected to a Verizon site half the time they click on an article link the last few weeks?

“Remember when no one called us on our bullshit? How dare people do that now. Anyway, let’s all jack off while chanting, ‘I’m a victim.’”

It’s like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter. It’s moo. 

Probably John McTiernan? He directed Rollerball, apparently.

No love for Jake and Elwood? Or Ben & “They’re Coming To Get You” Barbara?