Here with my popcorn for the train wreck of comments 

I believe that Hotblack Desiato may be looking for a new ride, as his old one was stolen at the Restaurant at the End of the universe.

About ThinkGeek... They also went out of business this summer.

Let me offer the perspective of someone who went there two years ago, about a week after the first article was published, in the effort to buy his grey 16v scirocco:

I called him wednesday that week to ask if he still had it. he said he did. we negotiated a price of $800 and i told him I would be there between 1-2pm on…

And the unexpected thing is that the two pistons aren’t quite in phase with each other.

Wasn’t being a meth addict a requirement to work for American auto makers during that era?

This movie feels like a weird time displaced artifact of 1995, complete with a manic Jim Carrey, the completely out of place use of Gangsta’s Paradise, and the “THE VIDEO GAME GETS REAL” vibe of the whole thing.

It’s like from an alternate reality where the Super Mario Bros. movie was a mega hit and Sega, desperate to…

TIL Soviet license plates were basically CAPTCHAs

Damn. I was hoping Scarlett Johansson was going to get the part.

This is fantastic casting for a show that still basically shouldn’t exist

🎶Braaaaaasssssfinger...🎶

You’re a fucking legend, well done!

Hooray! You followed my idiotic, ill-conceived, illogical advice and decided to rebuild the frame! Welcome to the “Holy crap, I would have scrapped that!” Club. Not that you weren’t already a member anyway...

I think I’ll need a closed container to carry air.

Nothing worse that trying to fix something on the side of the road on a rainy 34 degree day than having to stop and tell someone you’re okay and don’t need any assistance .

We can’t all be The Hedgehog.

No they wouldn’t.

As america gets safer and safer its population gets more and more convinced they are less and less safe. People just ignore stats. Boo facts this is America!

Flys Ryanair, checked by brothers tickets and loaded his luggage onto the plane a while back. Worth around 400 million pounds