Guy who doesn’t know the possessions not being impressed by unconventional manager decisions. Quelle surprise.

Yeah, we just got a cunt.

Headline should read: “Two Years After Release, Pokemon Go Resembles an Actual Game”

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Here’s the thing I hate about articles like this: so, we get the idea that students and teachers are taking to twitter, talking about what Fortnite has done to their school wifi. Do we REALLY need 20 examples of it? Does having 15 student tweets saying “our school wifi is ass now that this game is available” somehow…

I’m really glad you liked the movie. It’s one of those films where you enjoy showing it to people, because they always like it, and watching them experience it for the first time is fun.

Also, Jackie Gleason was a comedic genius, and this was the last real chance for the world to experience that.

Because he’s like 11.

I just find it sad that this needs to be said aloud. I abandon shows all the time. It’s just part of the beautiful tapestry of being an adult and delegating your time.

Forget ever hearing it floated, I’m surprised you’ve seen the film more than once and never got there yourself. As you pointed out, it’s not a subtle film.

Except that doesn’t always work. There’s a signal near my house that counts down from 15, goes to a solid “don’t walk,” and the light stays green for another 15 seconds or so.

How in the HELL can you claim to be all about puns, and not end with “Punny in Mannyapolis”?

This is what happens when you try and resurrect a model best known for the generation that had suicide doors, and don’t bring back suicide doors.

Because he went to trial?

Menedez brothers. Manson. Gacy. Gary Ridgeway. Ted Bundy. The Clutter killings. Tim McVeigh, Rod Blagojevich, Saddam Hussein, John Gotti, Tom Delay, Bernie Madoff, Jerry Sandusky, Jared Fogle...

“me, an idiot.”

What is it with smarmy assholes and bad haircuts nowadays?

Judging by the comments, looks like the answer is yes. Yes you are the only one.

During my time in Seattle, there was no easier way to play “spot the Californian” than to ask them which highway they took.

“But he does do what he does” is one of the stupidest things I’ve read recently. Great job.

You really need to change your sock-shopping ways. You’re CLEARLY spending too much. I can hook you up.