It’s funny because you’re talking out of your ass.

Short answer: No.

$13,700.

You seem fun.

We get it. You’re all functioning alcoholics.

I spent $100 adopting a dog from the humane society. Now ALL my blankets are weighted!

I spent $100 adopting a dog from the humane society. Now ALL my blankets are weighted!

Or you’re just a shill. Either/or.

Or you’re just a shill. Either/or.

So we’re rebranding the inauguration footage from “Trump said something to crush her feelings” to “Melania throwing shade behind his back”? I missed the memo, but ok.

So the Northeast’s “two annual excuses for region wide displays of emotion” run from March to the following January?

Godwin’s Law AND an unnecessary apostrophe? I think we’re all done here.

My favorite part of the comments is when one person makes a pretty good pun joke, and then the next person overreaches trying to hop on board.

Rather than a “private” way to post your ugly side on a public forum, how about just...not doing that at all? If people’s seemingly endless desire for dopamine and public validation trumps their desire to not be seen as pieces of shit, fuck em.

I just like that a tennis player’s name is Tennys.

I’m a straight man, and I would go gay just so I could switch for her.

Yeah, for anyone else suddenly thinking this sounds like a good idea, be sure to check your local laws to see if you live in a one-party or two-party consent state. Otherwise your “protection” could turn into a felony.

“You both get to the same end point, just different styles.”

The important question is, how many of these CL sellers know what they have?

This is why the conservatives call us snowflakes.

This is why the conservatives call us snowflakes.

I think what you really mean is “why isn’t your tough conversation going the way I want it to Jez?”

Every day I’m given new and marvelous reasons to be thankful I never oopsed out a kid.