Then you don’t know $kay very well.

Didn’t make it all the way to the end of the article, eh?

I would insist on the pukka shells staying on the mirror.

You used that semicolon wrong.

I have legitimately never understood why the whole “warm/don’t warm” debate always seems to circle around the car. Literally nobody that I know of who warms their car up thinks they’re doing it for the CAR’S benefit. We do it because we’re not psychopaths, and the idea of jumping into a freezing car and just taking…

Easily the best thing about getting older: I’m STILL not 100% certain who the hell this guy is. And I’m pretty much fine with that.

Little kids get their dicks pinched in toilet seats with alarming regularity. Little kids are idiots.

There are still people alive who didn’t already know this was fake? The world is an amazing place.

This is exactly why I completely avoid online multiplayer. Leave it to online gamers to find a way to be total dicks to one another in an essentially solo game.

After reading the litany of questionable decisions this guy has made so far, I’m not sure he deserves the Jeep.

It’s funny that he’s more of a Parks and Rec fan, because I imagine working for Pai being exactly like working for Michael Scott.

Nah. Bad analogy, because those people either don’t exist, or don’t play baseball. If you REALLY wanted to make a sports analogy, this situation is closer to taking a first baseman, and forcing him to play center field for half the game.

That .285-ish career was good for 70.4 career bWAR as a shortstop, which places him 11th all time a the position and nearly 4 bWAR better than the average Hall of Fame shortstop. His seven year peak is the 8th best all time among shortstops.

Worth noting: it doesn’t work if your profile is set to private, so you’ll have make it public at least temporarily.

This is EXCEPTIONAL Kinja.

Out of all the possible avenues of wypipo protest, the whole “let’s destroy this thing I’ve already paid for and that inconveniences nobody but me” thing is the most confusing.

Actual footage of Lauer beckoning a woman into his office:

First of all, I’m sorry that high school biology failed you.

“Figuring out who sexually harasses women isn’t very difficult to predict”

Especially when there are plenty of OTHER unfunny comics on the list to pick on instead.