Oct 16 2019

Poppycock. I’ve been in Arizona for the past eight spring trainings and have yet to see a scorpion in the places I’ve stayed. Not to say they haven’t BEEN there, but definitely not in strong enough numbers to count as an “infestation.”

Read more

Sep 6 2019

“Nitrogen doesn’t change the flavor, you just use it to keep other things from changing the flavor!”

Aug 11 2019

Over four years later, I decided to check out that Hockey Mom’s Twitter feed to see what’s up. Her most recent activity was a July 3 retweet of Trump, saying “if Illegal Immigrants are unhappy with the conditions in the quickly built or refitted detentions centers, just tell them not to come. All problems solved!”

So Read more

Jul 15 2019

I would very much like to know who you are so I can obtain your music illegally and share it with my friends for free.

Apr 10 2019

Sampling has closed. Sorry, it’s officially a universally loathed film forever now.

Feb 7 2019

I never liked Frank Robinson because every time I met him at a convention or fan gathering he was, without fail, a fucking asshole.

But he was an all-time great, a genuine credit to the game and his loss is tragic.