Yeah. If you rape a few dozen women, you MIGHT get away with it for 45 years, but THEN you’ll have to die peacefully in your home surrounded by your family and millions of dollars. Uppance: Come.

Beyond Good and Evil 2: “this time, we can say ‘fuck’.”

I think maybe you are being a little overly sensitive. Your comment made me go back and watch the trailer again, because I got nothing out of the monkey’s speech that read “black guy” to me. So I watched it again and...still no. He sounds a bit like a chav, but nothing there sounds like “black” by default.

Do guilty people survive upside down better?

I mean, except for the fact that his stretch motion is much, much shorter.

As a general rule, anytime an online personality uses the word “satire,” you can pretty much always assume they have no idea what satire is.

I wish you were a boxer.

“The one thing that is clear is that Richard Hammond is a very, very lucky man.”

Did you notice the gigantic head start they gave the challenger? I’d call it a competitive draw.

How old do you feel in regards to using Google? Because that’s all it takes, grandma.

You are, however, getting your sources mixed up. The bit about limiting yourself to one partner per workplace didn’t come from the Uber memo, it came from Deadspin.

I have never understood the point of these posts.

That’s only one pair of sunglasses. The second pair appears to be regular glasses.

No.

No he doesn’t? I mean, OBVIOUSLY he doesn’t for this season, and I just checked BBR, and Jensen’s career k/bb ratio is 5.66, while Kimbrel’s is 4.23

Well, at least your username is apt.

You’re in the heart of Poe’s Law. Welcome.

Short of the leadoff spot, he’s been using essentially the same lineup as last year.

You are a remarkably terrible tactical officer. You can drive my ship anytime though.

I think it’s kind of funny that the person AV Club interviews wants to be anonymous because of the NDA, then proceeds to tell the interviewer exactly which commercial they were in, and how they were dressed.