Not if the people clicking understand the point of quotation marks in the headline.

Man. We as a species just can’t go anywhere and leave it nice, can we?

If you think 2017 Magary hasn’t already lost a couple ticks off his fastball, you’re kidding yourself.

You thought that comment up, ran it through your head once, thought “yeah it’s KIND of a pun. I think it works,” typed it out, and EVEN THEN had a final chance to re-think it before hitting “publish.” And yet, here we are.

-some asshole in the grays

I feel like that ref might have jaundice.

I don’t know why I just watched 20 minutes of someone being terrible at video games.

This should be COTD.

People who use “nerdgasm” with no self-awareness are part of the problem.

If you’re the 24 year old, you have absolutely nothing to gain here. If you win, you’re the person who beat up a 12 year old. And if you lose, you just lost to a 12 year old.

Same story with this wedding.

Judging from her career arc, how can it go worse?

Easy answer: because this is 2017, and bullshit like men’s rompers and 21 Pilots and beard glitter exists, so fuck everything.

“(call them family)“

Counterpoint: More David Ross.

The Australian burger joint Hungry Jacks is REALLY going to blow your mind.

Yeah. I’m sure that’s what did it.

Someone didn’t watch the video.

“Really, what the hell good is Netflix?”

That and typos, yeah.