This is pretty much where my list would stop as well. Everyone above and below him is shit, but Mattis was the first of Trump’s appointments to be almost universally approved of. He’s intelligent, well-spoken and thoughtful.

I’ve never wished an ACL/MCL/meniscus trifecta on someone before.

Actually, from the looks of it, last week’s article was the place to do that. Now you’re just kind of late.

The answer is fairly obvious to me: they had sex.

Counterpoint: No it’s not.

I know this isn’t really the point, but MAN people who ask questions and then answer them as a rhetorical device annoy me.

We already are. Your comment is superfluous.

I have never been less surprised to see a pair of jorts emerge from a car in my life.

Usually, when I see a car that has some kind of custom paint job or ridiculous add ons, the math tends to work out. “I can have that taken care of for $X and move on with my life” kind of stuff.

All of you peanut butter and banana people are fucking monsters.

You wouldn’t be saying the same thing if the accident had happened on the other side of the car.

I hadn’t seen any of this stuff before reading the article. I should go personally thank everyone I’m following or who follows me on Twitter for not being to banal.

It’s pretty simple, really. The “zone” in the middle of the chart is just the normalized center of the the plate, for reference. If you look at the X and Y axis, it will tell you how many feet off the ground each pitch was, and how many feet left or right of center. From there, the color coding tells you how each…

Like anyone’s going to pay you for your hobbies.

“Air Force Pilot...”

“Those tweaks helped Eliud Kipchoge run 26.2 miles in an unprecedented two hours, 24 seconds. The official world record still stands at 2:02:57"

“I suppose sliding into first is cool if it’s from the other direction.”

Judging by his awkward body language and dopey underbite, I don’t think there’s much that kid knows.

“...suggest that, contrary to the Weather Channel’s caption, this might be a geoduck.”

Stuff like this, I just don’t get. Speedruns as a general concept, sure. They aren’t my thing, but some people like the challenge of getting through a game really quickly. I get it. But this is just “some dude breaks a game and cheats to the end.”