So you’d be fine with a reference to a book you didn’t like, but you’re going to spit the dummy over a shout out to a team you don’t like? That’s not biased, it’s comically arbitrary.

Kids are stupid. Some find them delightfully so, but still.

“My baby was legal! I didn’t know how, and it didn’t entirely make sense...”

I have nothing of substance to add, I just like to comment once in a while because Jalopnik is the only site where I’m not in the grays.

Each team got to pick (a) representative(s) to announce each pick. That’s...what Indy went with.

lol did you genuinely come rushing to the comments before reading the piece?

“All of a sudden.” That’s cute.

“Too bad about the stupid musical overlay.”

The one, lone “like” on his retirement announcement really sells the image for me.

I’m going to make a point of saying this on my death bed, just so people can shut up about it.

Coincidentally. No irony present.

Why?

And like an ouroboros made of shit, Call of Duty comes full circle.

I said when the United video came out that it wasn’t just a single airline issue. The entire US air service has treated fliers with unveiled contempt for years.

I like to think that, no matter what color the parents or anyone else chooses to consider that baby, we can all agree on one thing: damn, that’s an ugly baby.

Wrong London.

So wait. This guy is simultaneously saying “Poppy is obviously an art piece and it’s awesome” AND “this girl is clearly a mind-controlled member of the Illuminati”?

“surely satire loses it’s edge if you’re directly profiting off the same group of people?”

Yeah. “Cute.”

First time I’ve seen a guy buck the typical gym trope, and apparently skip ARM day.