Huh I thought we were finally over being shitty to Anne Hathaway

This is not a good look, Kim. As for Mexican Catholics revering the virgin, I believe it so much. When I was raised Irish Catholic the hierarchy was: 1) Virgin 2) God 3) Holy Spirit  4) Baby Jesus 5) grown up Jesus and 6) St. Paul.

I think it was Rebecca Solnit who suggested that an appropriate answer to this question would be “Because I’m really good at using contraceptives.”

Heh! Thanks to my age, I’m personally responsible for destroying the demographics of Adult Swim, Steven Universe, and a number of webcomics.

im actually really happy he said this, and not just because i was a hardcore 1d fan for several years

As a lactation consultant/birth worker, I’m just supremely happy that: 1) her nipples were dark 2) this highlighted just how damn hard breastfeeding/latching can be.

This season was incredible. Hands down for me, the best episode was “American Bitch” with Matthew Rhys as a famous writer accused of sexual impropriety. That episode still haunts me for its brilliant writing and acting. Stellar.

I like this show. *shurgs*

I wigged out on Santa when I was like 2 1/2. Easter Bunny? My parents weren’t chancing that shit

My dog has an entire album of songs I’ve written just for him, which are all about him.

Isn’t it an agent/manager’s job to vet shit like this?

I believe it. This girl is OBSESSED with my husband. She woke him up at 2 am last night just to snuggle and give him kisses. They both started going gray super young. Him in his early 20s, her around 3. This how she sits with him all the time. Even when he sleeps during day, he works nights, she’ll sit near his head…

It is not, because there is a comma right after her name. If you put a comma after “judge” you fix the sentence. It would be an appositive comma.

 I don’t believe it’s a suicide. She was a successful black Muslim woman in a position of authority. That will poss off both racists and sexists.

Why are people so creeped out by “panties?” That makes me laugh.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

Thank you for sharing this! So funny!

Omggggg this is amazing! Totally had tears in my eyes trying to keep the giggles in at work.

This guy is the fucking cutest, oh my god.