You could be hearing your dead grandmother’s voice telling you to fuck Hitler with a strapon, and your face STILL wouldn’t make those expressions.

...Come closer so I can tell you a secret: SHE WAS DRUNK!

I think a lot of those border agents have been hoping something like this would happen. Now they get to have the job they always wanted.

So I get a little shit on my hand/walls/dog. Doesn’t mean you get to talk down to me, fancypants.

They don’t. They’re subject to the same laws stating that an employer can’t require you to do anything illegal that the rest of us are—CBE and ICE aren’t military. And it seems like the military, who also vows upon enlistment to only follow orders that are Constitutional, is much more willing to say “nah, we’re not…

A thousand times this!! Cause “just following orders” worked so well in Germany...

I am 100% horrified by those people and I will judge them

Team Charles on this one. I keep packs of wet ones and kleenex in my bag at all times. If I could fit freshly laundered Egyptian cotton towels in my messenger bag, hell yeah I would!

Can we talk about period oral sex too? I never had a problem with it (we’re past the issue as a result of an endometrial ablation), but the Mrs just couldn’t get her mind around it. Intercourse, fine, but she was never comfortable with the idea of my getting face to face with things.

Because the Saudi’s have too much power/money in our country. Both sides are in bed with them.

Incredibly common. Orgasms gives me relief from my cramps.

oh, so thats what it means.

Trump campaigned on banning Muslims and called it as such. He gave an interview about giving preferentially status to Christian refugees. His executive order only applies to Muslim-majority countries. You don’t think this is a ban on Muslims? If there was any hope that it would be constitutional, Trump would have…

Because Trump has business interests there. Makes no sense other than that, the majority of the 9/11 hijackers were from there even.

this is unconscionable. how do the people actually enforcing this ban justify it to themselves? ‘just following orders’? i just. i don’t understand, i DON’T understand. this executive order doesn’t have any teeth if the people designated to enforce it refuse to do so. how could you live with yourself, knowing that you…

Actually, he’s more a KFC Family Bucket guy…

Apply the Trump rule ( he projects)

& a Big Mac

Mrs Dollars and I have been half joking for about a year that our next house better have spare bedrooms for the Muslim family we’ll be stashing away like the Underground Railroad but now thats looking more and more like reality

Omg that woman was a freaking rock. Brava, and I’m so sorry on behalf of our beyond fucked country.