And when he arrived at the pearly gates, I’m willing to bet he said, “It’s not a problem...I’m authorized.”

I’m willing to bet that one was called the “Elementary-My-Dear-Watson” bikini.

Dennis Farina died????!!!

Oh lord...it’s like the 1970s crocheted bikini trend all over again.

Ah, then she’s lining you up as a substitute for when your parents aren’t as useful. 

I believe that would be “asslesscLay untcay.”

I think she wants to connect to you, and this is how she does it.

That’s so true! At most they’ll say, “That’s kind of personal, but since you asked...” and then tell you! If you’re a hot girl or an old lady, no man will ever tell you to MYOB.

Oh, god. I was married to one of those for close to thirty years. Let me tell you how embarrassing it is going to see a Flaming Lips concert when you’re close to fifty and everyone else is twenty-seven.

Same here!

I LOVE it....except for the neckline.

In her defence, she seems to have been raised in an environment that normalized drug abuse and domestic violence (her father is Eric Roberts). Twenty-six is still pretty young.

“But...but....I need to breast feed her!”

But you did kind of judge DanceswithPeeps: “No offense intended, but I’m not going to drug my child to make her compliant.”

I’m quite sure the guy knew he couldn’t smoke, but I think he’s was either super desperate for the puff or two he could get in before he knew it would be confiscated OR (and this is the one I think is more likely) he wanted attention/some kind of interaction from the flight attendants.

I saw that movie when I was about thirteen. It’s so interesting that you wanted to save Pookie because I saw her as kind of a kind of cautionary tale—a testament to what happens to needy quirky girls: boys (even shy nerdy boys) will do anything to get away from them.

Right?! Why are people still making that face...even ironically?

I can’t read that line without think of Woody Allen and Soon Yi.

I think LA is a world unto itself.

This is my perfect life.