My pal played RE7 on Twitch and I was the soothing voice in his ear for the first house bit.

My pal has that stupidly expensive Vive Pro and he swears by Beat Saber and Superhot VR.

Very much the “Simba” of lion kings.

Slow news day after all that turkey, so I’ll just chime in and say I’m downloading Monster Hunter: World for my PC as we speak.

“Guns. Lots of guns, teeheehee!”

“The Pride Lands of Kenya. A place you think about so little, you didn’t even realise that this is a picture of Mozambique.”

John Oliver is playing Rowan Atkinson’s role, right?

Fallout 76 is on sale for £33 now, which is fair enough as it came out... last week?

I tried to complete the DLC for Sniper Elite 4 this week but, to be honest, I got a bit bored and gave up on the last mission.

I can’t attest to having played the game in VR but I am a huge wimp when it comes to horror games, so I went through a similar anxiety with RE7.

I did ask some Americanos if they had a four day weekend for Easter and, apparently, they don’t.

I could crush a grape!

Uh huh.

My mum adores Tom Hardy. So at least one person will be thrilled by this news, I guess.

That and all the real sugar in their soda.

That’ll show him!

I have vague, barely corporeal memories of this show.

“Iran, because... Iran?”