I just wondered if I'd missed something along the way.

Where does this notion that John Osterman had an abusive childhood keep coming from?

Kirk, come and join us.

I’ve always a big fan of the Danger Zone, and the highway to said area.

Interesting.

I just fart out a cloud of maple syrup and poutine.

I daren’t even say the name “Thatcher” where I live (County Durham).

Yeah, at the end they congratulated me and wished me luck.

I tell you what I will say about FFXV; that photo mode is a goddamn modern miracle.

I had a similar thing with Final Fantasy XIV. I was quite happy going it solo but the plot forced me into a fight where I had to join a party. Luckily, they were quite accomodating and gave me prompts (I wondered why nobody was heading in to fight the boss when someone in the chat said, “Doc, you’re the Tank. You have…

That's kind of what The Surge is like, isn't it?

When I was at school, a friend of mine told me he had the video game of The Mist, as he knew I’d enjoyed the short story (this was well before the movie came out).

*discovers new recipe*

It's getting warm, you should lose the jacket.

3 is regarded as a high watermark for the series but I could never get into it myself. Don't feel too bad if it doesn't click for you.

I have not had a good week. Some friends of mine are having a bad time. Things have broken. I’m having financial woes. The country is going down the spout. And things came to a head last night when, as I played the Ghost Recon: Breakpoint beta, I realised that Ubisoft had made it an MMO. Dear reader, I absolutely lost…

Yeah, they really did take the piss there.

How about Mads Mikkelsen?

Needful Things had a really great cast but was fairly panned by critics at the time.

It is proper Eighties cheese and is Arnie at almost peak one-liner.