The White House just wasn’t the same since 45 moved in.

That’s clearly one word and a made up word.

“As King in the North, I have to be prepared for... unforeseen consequences. We rally the Vortigaunts tonight!”

Prose before hoes.

I heard that he’s sharing the cabin with Gabe Newell, who is hard at work on Half-Life 3.

That's it, yeah. You'd land and you couldn't go in a house and loot, because the house hadn't loaded yet.

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It’s running crappier, too.

I don’t want Fop, goddammit. I’m a Dapper Dan man!

Classic Kinja.

Sir, this is an Arby's.

In my never-ending quest to play games that nobody gives a shit about, I’ve been playing Sniper Elite 4 with a friend. We’ve done the main campaign now and are hoping to finish the DLC tonight.

That and all the hot air coming out of our politician’s mouths, amirite?

“December is typically a wintry month well-suited to Holiday-themed content”

Global warming?

I like John Lewis.

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Dave, you magnificent bastard, you’ve done it again.

This seems fairly reasonable to me.