Yes!

Ah well I was born in ‘81.

To be fair to Bethesda, they came straight out the gate saying it wasn’t meant to be Fallout 5; it is its own thing.

Why was the audience so damn loud on that show? Did they film it at 11PM on a Friday or something?

Ah, no Peg.

Highlander or Flash Gordon, surely?

I am notoriously lazy when it comes to in-depth RPG systems, so I prefer the game telling me what to do. Final Fantasy IX springs to mind as a good example of this.

My joke that it’s called Fallout 76 because that is going to be its Metacritic score is quite the hit at cocktail parties, let me tell you.

I completed Resident Evil’s 1, 2 and 3. I bought 4 but maybe played it for an hour or two. Never played 5 or 6, completed 7 (*copy of Code: Veronica sits weeping in the corner*).

I’ve been dubious about FO 76 since day one and every YouTube, press and beta first impression I’ve heard so far has been cautious at best. If the point of such a publicised public trial was to drum up interest for a product before launch (and that launch is now two weeks away), then it feels like Bethesda have shit…

I can’t believe I misspelled that.

They opened fire and blew my shins off!

I don’t know you!

God dang it!

*scrapes SQPR tattoo off arm*

I thought it sucked ass when I first saw it.

Don’t tell me you’re not tempted?

His mother’s family can trace themselves back to Robert Catesby, who was executed for leading the plot, yup. His father’s family can trace themselves back to some guy called, oh, King James I.