I didn’t touch on this but the game does start with a blowhard football coach that wears a red baseball cap and says how he’s going to, “make the vault ours again.”

Doh.

You leave Vault 101 with, what, a 10mm pistol and maybe a baton?

I don’t want to say too much about HZD but, depending on how far you’ve got into the game, ready yourself for much more eye-rolling as the plot unfolds.

I think playing the original Red Dead on an Xbox 360 is a perfectly cromulent idea, really. It still looks pretty good and it’ll run as it was intended, rather than some kind of Frankenstein PC-via-PS Now version. You can pick up a copy on Amazon for about £6 used as well:

To get my horsey fix this weekend, since there’s no RDR2 for me, I’ve decided to give Blood and Wine for The Witcher 3 another go. I am really bad at it. I did complete the original game on the PS4 but I have forgotten all the controls and keep getting my ass handed to me in fights. This is on “Story” mode, too. Most…

LOL

The Polygon review is also much less complimentary, especially noting that some NPC interactions are weirdly limited.

Much like God of War, this is a title I had no real interest in but the critical reaction has made me sit up and take notice.

Well now I don’t know what to be appalled by!

This and Troll Hunter are just phases 1 and 2 of Scandinavian governments admitting something, aren’t they?

I got up to level 80 in Guild Wars 2, so I have unlocked the final story section for my character. Level 80 is arguably when the real game begins and you can start getting ascended gear or tackling the toughest areas of the map. So I’ll probably have a brief look at those and never touch the game again. Still, I’m…

You can imagine how well I get on with Dark Souls, too.

Was that the police station?

Vermintide 2 did it as well. The thing is, Grim Dawn had a lovely opening cinematic (it was one of those animated comic style ones) and so it wasn’t like the game was bereft of cut-scenes.

I won’t spoil Frank’s character arc but they really do their best to make him seem like he’s going to be twirling his moustache and monologuing his world domination plans by Act 3, don’t they?

I hate to say this but as much as I like looking at and listening to SotC, I’ve never really enjoyed playing it very much.

I’m not sure I ever mentioned completing Grim Dawn on here. I feel like it’s a game not many people know about but it is a very decent ARPG and only the second one I have completed, outside of Diablo III.

I’ve been playing Guild Wars 2 all week for some reason, mainly because I got the game years ago when it was a paid thing (I understand it’s F2P now but you can upgrade to a Deluxe edition for the QOL stuff) and thought I might as well give it a go.

I can barely navigate the menu in Dark Souls III.