Yet he still released an unwatchable 4-hour slog.

This is the story that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some media started printing it, not knowing what they’d done.
And they’ll keep on reporting it forever, just because....

I bet his wife isn’t even hot. 

Good. Hiring one of the best comedy writers of our era for a comedy sketch and preventing him from ad-libbing would have been a waste of everyone’s time.

I KNEW he was making all that stuff up!

A few friends had a similar conversation with me not too long ago. I went to rehab and everything, and have been sober since. It really is crazy how much your life improves if you just let it. About to hit my 6 months sobriety date, which I know isn’t that long, but for me it’s a lifetime.

To be fair, it was a decent product. But having Bill Cosby in the commercials and the tagline: “Put your boom booms in your Max Max!” were both major misteps.

Here I thought the “being accountable” part was going to be about him being held accountable for his hate crime where he was charged with attempted murder of a Vietnamese man!

Auditors are annoying AF 95% of the time.

I think it’s something if you’re a cop that you have to mentally train yourself to deal with. If you’re arresting someone on the street there may be a group around you filming, and possibly yelling provocations. Best you can do is roll your eyes and do your job.

It helped that Morn was so forthcoming about himself. Real chatterbox, that one.

Might as well get all the TruCoat jokes in now:

“you can expect the unexpected”

I was watching parts of that movie. Fistful of Yen still cracks me up

In the referenced movie, it’s likely Big Jim Slade bursting through a door.

If you watched Gemini Man like me, you know it was a slap in the face.

3rd Gear: Anyone from the 70s knows about cart reminder chimes getting a bit out of control.

In re Death Proof: Just realized that Quentin Tarantino is just the Dollar Tree version of David Mamet.

Smokey & The Bandit 3 is as bad as Smokey & The Bandit was good.

I didn’t even know there was a third movie. Wow. This looks terrible beyond words.