“Hey yo, St. Peter.  You know who I am, but you don’t know why I’m here!”

while a bill muray batman sounds terrible, an ivan reitman batman sounds even worse.

Yo dawg! I heard you like planes. So I put a plane in your plane!

Solution to a problem only 1 person had. Glad he likes it. 

Too many handrails.

Not brown, gotta trade it in

Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white. 

Fricking nobody else could. Something like 100 people tried.

If anything, I’d say that that cab is rare.

“Most cars roll off the assembly line finished.”

Definitely Not America!

Hey, this is ‘Murica! I have the right to collect DNA samples in public without any interference!

If it’s an automatic, it’s not a Jeep.

Of course elon doesn’t give a shit about racism in the workplace, his family made their fortune off Apartheid era blood diamonds. This is a feature, not a bug

You would think that in the 21st century that scientists would finally learn to pay attention to sound science of Hollywood.

Texas Mode engaged: Attack Cyclists

They better get on this. Only Barn & Wojo are still alive.

Also, put that theme song on any commercial and I’ll buy what they’re selling.

Not a surprise. I remember all the flak it got from a decent amount of commentators. Too small. No usable space in the bed. No useful towing. But it was pretty clear out the gate that this would be a big win for Ford. And it does all the truck that 90% of truck owners need. I hope we see other manufacturers respond.

On the opposite side of the destroyed gas station bathroom you get bathrooms that are worthy of a road trip. May I present to you the Philharmonic Toilet in Liverpool England. If memory serves it was designed by the same people who did the interiors of the Titanic. It’s not everyday you get to piss on historically…

You’re damn right that Norway should be proud of their fjords, Slartibartfast won an award for them!