My brother had a friend whose father bought that album. His entire group of friends bought blank cassettes to record it. They were still passing around those tapes ten years later. A couple of them were managers at a store I worked at in high school. It’d passed around enough to people on the stock crew that we’d all…

Also, unfortunately, fishbowl parties.

“Javier! Have you been down to the bar on your break getting drunk again?”
“Uh... no! It was... a GHOST!”

David Tracy’s Rust-porium!

I don’t get the hate for Van Helsing. It’s not good, but it is entertaining as hell. Made me a fan of David Wenham after seeing him go from Faramir to comic sidekick. 

I’ve enjoyed Jay Leno more post-Tonight Show than I ever did while he was hosting it.

Let’s be honest. The 21st century is more of a meth era than cocaine.

A more... cocaine time, if you will.

The pic immediately made me think of this old show:

You can’t take the honey, but you can get your head stuck in a jar.

I need more Brendan Fraser saying ‘What the fuck?!’ every five minutes.

Yes, because every vehicle that those auto execs/sales forecasters have put out have sold like hotcakes. Not once have they release a vehicle that just sat on the lots without much customer interest. There’s no way that there’s a disconnect from announcing a vehicle as a sub $20k hybrid and not giving customers easy…

“Finally, the 3-D experience cinema fans have been waiting for!”

That woman’s face in the picture with that headline equals you asking for a lot of very naughty replies.

It’s the 1950's. You know some of those guys running in terror are catching a quick peek up.

Be seeing you.

But word can still get around to other dealers. It’s a lot like labeling someone ‘difficult to work with’ in Hollywood when that person just didn’t want to be physically/verbally/sexually assaulted. It doesn’t matter if the word is true. It just matters that it gets around.

I think he may be referring to the one with Jennifer Anniston guest voicing. So this is probably with in the first four or five seasons. Even then, I don’t think that it was a message episode. The whole logic to the ‘fuck the rainforest’ ending was that there were bugs and snakes and shit that makes someone who comes…