You forget that Edgar Wright was kicked off Ant Man after being the guy who did all the ground work including generating fan support. You’re also ignoring the cluster fuck that Avengers: Age of Ultron was due to the corporate meddling. I’ve never been a Joss fanboy, but the guy did give them the billion $$ success of…

I wish they all could be California...
I wish they all could be California...
I wish they all could be California chases!

They should provide both so that a print copy is available when you’re caught without a signal on your phone. All in all this is a pretty good idea. I do like the thought of having an almost instantaneous result without having to flip back and forth through the book. Having actual pictures to demonstrate things other…

It reminds me of a friend and I were talking about all the hipsters drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon. The reasoning I came up with is they drink it because it’s the beer their dad wouldn’t drink because it was the beer that their dad’s dad did drink.

I think you hit the nail on the head about not wanting to let go of the idea of youth. It’s why you get so many parents who say, “Just because I have kids that doesn’t mean that my life has to change.” In fact it most certainly does mean that. You brought forth a living being that’s going to be wholly dependent upon…

“How did the Queen Mary make into the Pacific and sink?”
*Takes long drag from cigarette.* “Musta been the raccoons.”

What people really want over cars:

Give it to some native tribe and let them turn it into a casino. Hell, the least we can do is give them every opportunity to swindle money out of white people.

I think everyone’s missing the obvious solution here.

I’ve driven through south Louisiana and Texas on many occassions; so it’s not unusual to see equipment, storage, and other industrial grade items on the road. The weirdest to see was here in my hometown when they split a house in half and moved it to the other side of town. It had to go over the interstate and past a…

You know if Ben Affleck was ever going to try to get a duel to the death going, you’d imagine that it’d be against whomever convinced him to get that back tattoo.

“That’ll teach you to sleep with my wife! You’re MY girlfriend!”

Also, am I the only one imagining this guy kidnapping an alligator while it’s playing mini-golf?

Let’s be honest. It’ll be a weaponized Amazon delivery drone. 

I think the thing that his later films prove is that Smith really isn’t much of a director. He’s a ‘put it on stilts and shoot’ guy. His strength was in his characters and dialogue that reflected the asinine life and conversations that working slob Gen-Xers of the time had. It was deliberately vulgar and meaningless.…

I have State Farm because my friend told me that they were the easiest to deal with and wouldn’t fight over the numbers as long as the totals were fair. He’s also how I found my current auto mechanic.

Chemical silos will have that same kind of cone shape. I’ve seen enough of them in refinery country.

A friend works as an insurance adjuster. They’re pretty much required by their company to be dicks and hold out as long as they can with few exceptions. 

Progressive is insurance for people who can’t get good insurance. I know this because my friend works for Progressive, and he’s the one who told me this.

1st: Assholes being assholes. Coming back from lunch yesterday, I saw five people run stop signs/red lights. That’s within two miles. That’s not counting the number of people who had to swerve back into their lane because they were fucking around on their phones.