The twist is that they’re really showing the new Boss Baby movie.

This seems less like ‘God, take the wheel’ than ‘God, take the blame’.

I’m less of ‘vanlife’ and more of ‘vanweekends’. I’m sorry, but a there is nothing that can come close to the luxury of taking a real shower every damn day.

“There’s the undercoating charge...”

I imagine working with animals is a lot like working with your drinking buddy. It’s all fun on the weekends, but when it comes to 8 o’clock Monday morning, he’s just fucking around, doing his own thing and making work more difficult for everyone else involved.

It’s all a matter of taste. Your Pao is never meant to compete in the same class as the Genesis (I can never say or write ‘Genesis’ without thinking of that big eared alien Star Trek III). Seeing the fasteners on your Pao is part of the charm of the vehicle. The same with off roaders. A person buying a Genesis (“No go…

As someone who once spent twenty minutes trying to figure out how to get unfasten a bolt that turned out to just be decorative on a shelf, I’m laughing with you. Unless you’re not laughing. Then I guess that I’m laughing at you.

Shane getting down to brass tacks. 

It was a dark year in baseball for sure. Just a few days earlier the St. Louis Murder Hobos lost their pitcher and world renowned buffalo shearer Oliver “No Nickname” Herschel to a severe bout of stab wounds to the abdomen.

It’s going to take years for the chip shortage to end. Until then, car prices are more likely than not to continue to be insane.

Neither of them can hold a candle to ‘Chubs’ Rockney who bludgeoned to death the entire Des Moines Haberdashers in a double header during the Great Baseball War caused by the crackerjack famine of 1909.

“We just got this in from the DMV. Looks like our perp forgot to register that Volvo. Hook ‘em up.”

Yeah, there are episodes with egregious constitutional violations and unethical behavior; but it’s generally pointed out that those things were such and would usually blow up in their faces. Jack holding the Russian mob without charges and in violation of court orders because they put a hit out on a child witness…

Melnick wasn’t corrupt. She was never depicted as such either. She was the defense version of Jack McCoy. She was probably even more principled than Jack. It led her to making a mistake with dire consequences just like Jack had a habit of taking things too far in his zealousness to get the criminal.

This, of course, is a photo of said incident as that guy has clearly just stuffed a pony into the trunk.

Have you seen this shark?

He’s just a dolphin.

Were Tesla technicians at the Torchinsky household this week carrying a large pod?

I do love that they had running gags on TG. The smashing of Morris Marina cars never got old.

I was so disappointed in that show. I wanted to like it. I like Hammond. I like Tory. Hammond has done science based shows in the past. I would have liked to have seen them actually do a Dual Survival/Survivorman style show but them being 100% honest that it’s all for fun and just attempting hypotheticals with what…