Ted Cruz is the cousin you don’t leave alone with your daughter on holidays.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Can we deport Ted Cruz for being illegally alienating?

Yeah, he’s a dick for having that position, but that’s his position so at least he owns it. He’s not hedging or dissembling, so on the plus side, it makes it really easy to draw and contrast and say “this is what voting for Ted Cruz would mean.”

She stole all the photographs of tribeswomen from other photographers, presumably via Pinterest (they’re All quite popular on there). She probs hasn’t visited the tribes, or knows anything about them not from Wikipedia.

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

Good.

She’s silent because she likes the money and power. I hope she chokes to death on her smugness.

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

For a big chunk, Han Solo was Han Solo because Ford would go, “Nope. That line is awful,” and come up with alternative lines in the script. (The most famous is the “I know” line. He was supposed to say this long, “I love you too” speech. Ford didn’t think it fit Solo and fought to change it. And the change was way…

We’ve known that from the beginning, but I don't think George did. His ex-wife was a big part of the reason those movies are bearable.

“They wanted to make a movie that was critically acclaimed. I don’t like that.”

Slavery jokes are NEVER funny, IMO.

I would love, so love, for this to be someone standing up and (extremely) bravely making a point about institutional racism, which will come out later in a trial.

So the #OldWhiteLivesMatter movement is a success!!!

Conservatives are so open to people protesting the killing of black people, you’re right.

Of course, she got the complexion for the protection.

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

Seriously. Memo to David Who: Buh-Bye!

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