Immediately, a fun and upbeat email from Hillary’s camp.

Making the prequel movies ruined him. It’s obvious he didn’t want to put in the energy and effort needed to make these movies worth while. Not to play arm chair life coach but he probably should have written the outline, given it to another writer to flesh it out and act as producer since, IMO, he’s a better producer…

Um

I hope George isn’t offended, but the truth of the matter is that Star Wars cost us 10 new George Lucas films that would have been wonderful.

You could say the same thing about Peter Jackson after Lord of the Rings.

Which leaves us wondering if we would trade more Star Wars for a lot of original Lucas content.

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

This doesn’t even turn me on. Does that make me normal or weird?

Poor thing. You must be exhausted from scrolling past a story almost every other day.

I am still not sure about all of this. I will always maintain that the “bleeped”/censored South Park is far more amusing than the uncut versions. In many instances, the humor in this kind of thing comes from bumping up against limitations, and from the power of the imagination. Take that imagination away, and…

“We know you haven’t even seen the movie yet, but please buy the Blu-ray.”

America didn’t unleash anyone. Those people have existed since the dawn of civilization.

In the future people will look back and wonder at the fact that a new moon here on Earth looked completely dark, and not like a strange patch of stars.

Probably something like this

She posted one on Twitter, with the women’s name screen-cut for privacy. Scary stuff - the woman mentioned that she also found out he’d been doing this to four other women, and when she dumped him he hit her. Perfect misogynistic asshole trifecta: unfaithful, dishonest, and abusive.

She’s not a cat unless she’s shitting in a box daily and is gnawing on raw mice on the regs.

I mean, I’ve know people who like to sleep in sinks and on windowsills, but eventually everyone realizes that pregaming with cheap tequila is a bad idea.

You know, I can handle the being a cat thing but her shitty goth get-up and bad dye job have to go.

Nothing Whiter than living in your car by choice