Immediately, a fun and upbeat email from Hillary’s camp.

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

This doesn’t even turn me on. Does that make me normal or weird?

She posted one on Twitter, with the women’s name screen-cut for privacy. Scary stuff - the woman mentioned that she also found out he’d been doing this to four other women, and when she dumped him he hit her. Perfect misogynistic asshole trifecta: unfaithful, dishonest, and abusive.

That’s the big question? I want to know how many nipples she has.

Still better than OatkuKin and GodWives!

She’s not a cat unless she’s shitting in a box daily and is gnawing on raw mice on the regs.

Right? This is like... 1995 all over again.

I mean, I’ve know people who like to sleep in sinks and on windowsills, but eventually everyone realizes that pregaming with cheap tequila is a bad idea.

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

“Dolezaling” XD

You know, I can handle the being a cat thing but her shitty goth get-up and bad dye job have to go.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

Trump memes really help find the flaws in one’s social network.

I have never thought she was really all that funny, though I liked her a lot as a person, and hadn’t planned on watching.

does she? do you have any pics? i need them for... uh... science.

I would change the headline. There are going to be a lot of comments about skinny women arent normal. Just say they’re using a plus size model. One thing that i wish we would focus on his the age of the models. If the industry wasnt obsessed with an adolescent body, models wouldnt be so thin. A 14 shouldnt be the face…

My only problem here is that the bathing suit is awful.

Nothing Whiter than living in your car by choice