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Happily, that is no longer the case, with the first two shots being administered in the buttocks, and the remaining shots being given in the arm.

I think the confusion comes from ounces being both a mass and volume measurement, which is another reason why metric is superior. You might end up with a larger volume (in fluid ounces) of grated cheese, but the total mass (in mass ounces) is the same. Also, the amount of weight that additives...add...is going to be

If there was an accident or incident of some kind but the person wasn’t in imminent peril and you sought to give them aid anyway, hurting them in the process, you could be held accountable for that. Don’t let that dissuade you from helping out in a real emergency, of course, but take a split second to assess if

According to Taste of Home, “an 8 oz block of cheese yields more grated shreds than an 8 oz bag of pre-grated cheese, making it a much better choice for anyone on a budget.”

I had a Razer gaming mouse back in the day. It was great until it wasn’t. The left mouse button suddenly started registering double clicks with single clicks. Razer support send me a new one, no questions asked. Within 6 months, the replacement started doing the same thing. By then, the warranty on the original had

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Reminds me of this old Chappelle Show sketch:

No matter how full the cup got, it was impossible to tell who was going to come out the loser.

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Epicurious has a great series of videos with experts trying to tell which is the more expensive product, and they usually give tips and examples of why the more expensive product is worth paying more for:

His straightforward delivery is such a refreshing change of pace from all the overly hyped YouTubers. Add in throwaway jokes like the one in this video about Tantric sex, and you’ve got probably the best channel around for this sort of thing. 

Not to mention a wider selection of meth to keep you wide awake for the next 72 hours. 

...the guy sitting in the aisle seat a few rows up from me refused to let anyone past him.

So is this basically like a Game Genie that could potentially install spyware and steal all your data?

I mean, they’re professional snowboarders, not professional voice actors. The quality of their acting is about on par with any other athlete who has had a speaking role cameo in a movie, TV show, or game. 

...tilt their head back and apply pressure to the area where the bone meets cartilage...for a good 15-20 seconds...

I’ve always pronounced it as the latter because I assumed the “cos” part referred to “costume,” which I pronounce with an S sound instead of a Z, but that’s just the way my lizard brain rationalized it, and I wouldn’t care if someone used the other pronunciation. However, I’m sure some internet nerd is going to “well a

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AtomicSnowman invited his oldest friend to his wedding (whom he hadn’t talked to in six years due to his joining a “pseudo cult”). “I called him to be 100% certain that he and his wife would use the spot. We had very limited seating and I needed a hard commit...Well, wedding comes along and he doesn’t show up. I check

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The concept of getting all your shit back from an ex always reminds me of this parody song:

My bad, that was a typo. 1800p in performance mode, but my impression still stands, with performance mode being a much more dramatic downgrade in visual quality compared to other PS5 games. 

Kotaku really needs to figure out a better video player. The compression on this makes it look like a muddy PS3-era game.