Bless you!

Christ, this is the best photography I’ve seen on Jalopnik in at least a year. Absolutely stunning. All my favorite classics and contemporaries all in one show. One thing that strikes me is how well the Enzo is aging, it still looks like a brand-new fighter jet from the future, 15 years later.

You see, I find the bus fantastic for these reasons: It is air-conditioned properly, and most of the time empty. Thus you get a seat. Also you don’t have to worry about hipsters or jackasses who bring their bikes on, because the bus driver isn’t having any of that shit.

Also, colors! Real, glorious colors, such that my eyes perceive them and are happy.

I like the look of this car, and I’m honestly kind of excited about it, which is weird to say about a Kia. I think they went the right direction with the name, too; it’s important to have a serious, sporty-sounding name if you want people to take your first proper sports car seriously. And I especially appreciate that…

1) Fancy Kristen would not dare sully herself with riding a bus. Buses are for poors and traveling musicians.

Nice hatch.

Also, never trust insurance companies.

My insurance card for my Saturn Vue says Truck. What do you think?

Why wouldn’t Christian von Koenigsegg just be “hanging out”? He’s not The Rock, he can go to the mall and walk around anonymously. He’s also wearing his little sister’s polkadot shirt for some reason.

I laughed at the second one. It’s like one of Dirk Gently’s aphorisms: “The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.”

No.

No.

Should he also post an article about how to secure your Zune?

Introducing the Spletz-Vicestump Greenproject. Soon to be joined by its badge-engineered sister car, the Biscotti Fucknugget.

Introducing the all new...

The Flogmule Attorney, a car so bogged down by the legal system, that to start the car triggers a lawsuit somewhere.

My “label” is an email address that I use for forwarding only, incorporated into my lock screen.

Blah, even straight I could not look at that everytime I use my phone. Maybe could see doing that on my kid’s phone who would be more likely to lose it.

I mean, if you’re worried about it, turn on GPS? If not being on GPS is more important to you, acknowledge that’s your own choice.