*pours another glass of red wine* I dunno, sounds pretty good to me

“That guy” speaking: it’s “grille”

My only takeaway from this article:

If the rocket’s primary purpose was just to send a Tesla into space, this smokin’ hot take would be at least somewhat reasonable. Obviously that is not the case.

Did you seriously just write an entire article to say “Because rockets go up and cars go sideways”?

“Only” two front tires? Wait, how many front tires was it supposed to have?

Pfft, what wimps. I’m spent my whole life with 2 front tires. And on my motorcycle... ONE mic drop

Hey my car only has 2 front tires, just like a Dakar truck!

How many front tires do they usually have? I understand - but their instagram post is a more clear “When you finish last 40 km on only two tires”

I’ve been driving since ‘79 with only two front tires, am I doing it wrong?

I go everywhere with only two front wheels. Why would you want any more front wheels? Wouldn’t you put the other two in the rear?

Don’t most cars only have 2 front tires??
/s

No, it means you can only pay in multiples of a thousand. For when your boy owes 2 G’s from my boy.

The trick is to only see films that don’t first come out.

Not really. The early social media reactions to Justice League were a consensus “not great, but not terrible!”

I’m really going “SVX windows” is a joke, since they were most famously used by McLaren themselves on the F1...

So there’s a fish in there? Radical!

And then there are those times you’re happily surprised:

“At first, I was stunned that the three didn’t break character at all to express relief that their co-host and friend wasn’t more seriously injured.”

If you don’t script a car show, you just have Raph and Mike staring at each other saying “...um...”