What the fuck was this cross-posted to Lifehacker for??

Having to get out of a car to go to a meeting or hang out with friends, I guess.

What are you talking about? How would somebody end up with a pod and no sled?

Hold on, in what literal OR figurative situation would the phrase “She literally shit on my face” EVER be uttered???

Why would you say it reminds you of a Macan and then go out of your way to find some weird squashed pre-Macan AutoWeek rendering with bits and pieces of 997 in it?

How do you know they got rid of the shark fin? They haven’t revealed the actual 2018 car yet, just the livery. I can 95% guarantee you the shark fin will be back this year, it really helps keep the airflow over the rear wing steady.

What would you suggest?

It’s significantly smaller than a 1-series, so no.

He’s designed many beautiful machines. Z4 is the first one that comes to mind. But this is not one of them.

I, too, like bringing up old problems long after they’re fixed. It makes me look edgy and hip.

Yeah, you might say they’d... Command this segment.

THAT’S what happened to the DB10 concept! I was wondering if they were ever going to produce that!

One is pronounced like DRE-ssing (Thanksgiving) and the other is pronounced DRES-sing (salad).

Wow, those must have been awfully good renderings that were rocketing from 0-60 with passengers in them after the unveil.

With a 620 mile range? Are you shitting me?

Who gives a shit about the renders?Look at the pictures of it in the flesh if you’re so hung up.  

Interesting that they were able to drive around and do launches and donuts with a video game render.

Even though I know you jest, there is no car that has ever been produced with a GTFO badge. Perhaps it’s a reference to GTO badges which have adorned several real cars, but the facts are simply against you on this one.

Is this really what it’s come to? Internet commenters shitting on CEOs for responding honestly and in great detail, when they really should have just phoned it in with a garbage auto-response? That’s preferable? You’re what’s wrong with America.

Saw a BMW with functioning turn signals the other day as well. Figured it was an ironic mod, like when people make Smart monster trucks.