If you’re constantly picking your phone up and dropping it off like I do when I’m at work it makes sense.

Much of the time in America, when you see a Smart Fortwo zipping around your city, it’s in the blue-and-white livery of Car2Go

By your use of the term “late model” I’m going to assume you’re at least 50, which aligns perfectly for your distaste for modern automotive designs

It’s mostly that goofy teddy-bears-and-gumdrops front fascia. That and the inevitable comparison to its timeless predecessor. It’s really a wild and crazy car that just happens to have an embarrassingly dumb front end.

Or, in the case of the guy in the header image, maybe it’s because your iPhone is a 5S and you’re holding it upside down.

Or just put in your password?

“accessing the Notification Center is now limited to the top left corner of the screen. Helpfully, there’s a big ugly notch in the middle to keep you from opening the wrong menu.”

Unless you routinely are literally holding a handful of fingers (perhaps you work in the medical profession?) I think the number five has very little to do with it.

Why did they go so incredibly bland on the styling this time around? This 4th-gen looks like it could have been the predecessor to the badass-looking 2nd-gen.

HEIF stands for “High Efficiency File Format”, huh? Man, you guys are the best at proofreading.

“I didn’t like that I’d have to pay for the upgrades to my car, so I just stole the whole car off the dealership lot. That’ll show ‘em!”

How many times are you going to write “Pirate’s Bay” before, I dunno, taking 2 seconds to look up that it’s actually Pirate Bay?

Who gives a rip?

The blue in the butterfly’s wings is a light affect rather than an actual color

Fun fact, you’re also subsidizing the oil companies! Now that’s even quirkier!

*Doug

Hot take, but well-to-wheel emissions per mile are objectively lower in an electric car on the American power grid, and WAY lower on many European power grids. (In short, emissions from the power plants divided up among all electric cars are measurably lower than the combined emissions output of the same number of…

This just in: If you regularly road trip 200 miles to see your grandma, a Model 3 isn’t the car for you. For the rest of humanity, it’s just fine.

Why? I think it’s actually perfect. They’re known for their safety, and their logo is the symbol for iron (they used to make iron stuff) It fits.

Yes, they definitely didn’t come up with the symbol for Mars after the symbol for iron or anything.