Bless you!

Christ, this is the best photography I’ve seen on Jalopnik in at least a year. Absolutely stunning. All my favorite classics and contemporaries all in one show. One thing that strikes me is how well the Enzo is aging, it still looks like a brand-new fighter jet from the future, 15 years later.

You see, I find the bus fantastic for these reasons: It is air-conditioned properly, and most of the time empty. Thus you get a seat. Also you don’t have to worry about hipsters or jackasses who bring their bikes on, because the bus driver isn’t having any of that shit.

No.

No.

Should he also post an article about how to secure your Zune?

That doesn’t affect the activation lock feature whatsoever.

Introducing the Spletz-Vicestump Greenproject. Soon to be joined by its badge-engineered sister car, the Biscotti Fucknugget.

This isn’t the New York Times. If you don’t like a guy’s blog, don’t read it.

I fuckin’ lost it at some of these. Chrysler Uh Iono... Acura Pizzajazz... and the joy of imagining a 3-wheeled Lexus 3x3Cutrix.

That pun was terrible. Go FXX-K yourself.

I am blown away by how much money you can charge nowadays for a tiny leather strap.

I am blown away by how much money you can charge nowadays for a tiny leather strap.

There are so many incredibly obvious flaws in this I can’t tell if this is real or satire on tech illiteracy. Just in case you’re serious, I’ll address the two major ones:

“without consent”

“Sorry Beth, this isn’t a matter of opinion, it is fact.”

However rarely is it this large of a $$ gap.

Don’t even tell him about the KKK turbo a few posts down.

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But then they wouldn’t get to claim it has no side-slip.

My lord, it’s the safest bike ever devised! Ingenious!