...dude, you’re on Jalopnik, and it’s a Jalopnik article. Don’t like it, don’t read it.

I don’t care how shitty of a condition it’s in. It’s a turbo rear-engined car for $2500. I’ll take it.

We’ll only get another rotary-engined car if they’re able to pull off some sort of magical, top-down redesign of the rotary engine that allows it to run somewhat clean, get decent fuel mileage, and not rip through seals.

Modern LMP cars are still incredibly tiny. Have you seen the pic of Porsche’s LMP1 next to a 911? The 911 dwarfs it, and the 911 isn’t big.

You could even say the Furai was...

...what the fuck? If you’re gonna troll with some bullshit argument, at least pick something believable

Why are any of these GIF keyboards any better than the built-in GIF searching capability in iMessage? Aren’t these apps kind of beside-the-point now?

Come on dude, don’t be That Guy™ that spreads these bogus images. You are making the internet a worse place.

How much does its stupid unibrow weigh?

Can I just say, I thought WordFlow was a super cool idea, until I actually tried it, and discovered it was extremely unwieldy and difficult to use? It takes way more thought and way weirder thumb positions than any other keyboard. It’s the definition of “Good on paper”.

Life as an academic is hard, if you discount the summers off and the whole tenure thing.

Yeah, Volvo is totally in the running for production car lap time records.

Well, they did make a 918 RSR. One, anyway, and it was displayed at an auto show and never raced. I’d love to see them put it into production.

“I don’t personally like this thing, so I don’t understand why other people like it a lot!” — 87% of all internet content

I’m fairly sure you mean Benadryl™ Cumbersome.

If it’s hard for you to justify the purchase of a car you want, because other owners of that car like it too much... I’m pretty sure that’s your problem.

“Certainly her life wasn’t worth that car and that easily could have had a tragic outcome,” Flynn said.

...Is this really good satire, or a really embarrassing attempt to force gender into an situation where gender is not an issue? It’s so hard to tell nowadays.

Are you f-cking serious? My 2012 Sentra has that.

Uh... you do know that the original 8-series looked remarkably like a 6-series, right? Why should it be any different this time around?