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Again, my theory that The Flash movie is not—and will never be—real gains more credence by the day. Birds too.

On one level, I fully understand that The Flash is hurtling toward production. Yet, I simply cannot believe that it will ever get made. To be fair, I also believe that Aquaman was a giant hoax/prank and that the finished film simply doesn’t exist—this despite the fact that I have seen it.

I was wondering when io9 would cover one LPOTL artifact or another. I should have predicted it would be this. The convergence begins.

Ok — maybe “antagonist” is the better word here, though that post-credits scene in WV feels like a heel turn to me (particularly since it nicely parallels her post-credits scene in Winter Soldier). Oh, and of course she would probably do a third-act switch back to heroism to undo all the trouble she created.

I mean, Wanda’s gonna be the big bad in Doctor Strange, right? Like, she’s gonna be using the Darkhold to bang around reality until she gets her “kids” back, creating a “multiverse of madness” our heroes have to unwind a la House of M etc. The idea that Mordo would be the head villain here just doesn’t scan with the

No, but that’s gonna change. Thanks!

Dumb question: Has there ever been an anime or live-action English-language available story of a Black samurai/ronin/ninja? Don’t say Ghost Dog — love it, but not the answer to the question I’m asking.) If the answer’s no, I can guess why it’s no even if there’s a clear love for Japanese warrior tales throughout

I demand a retitle now.

I kinda love that stuff. Not that I love the movies, no. I just love hearing about how broken films got that way. The Snowman is a favorite.

Right???

Right up there with Cuomo, this guy is one of the least surprising revealed creeps. I mean, look at him. Listen to him.

Also of interest—a show with a violent Jeff Bridges!

Of more interest—a show with a violent Jeff Bridges where John Lithgow looks exactly like Rudy Giuliani. 

“...she wouldn’t want more hair because then she would look Chinese or Indian.”

I’m... sorry?

You know, there’s a lot of things one can come to understand about racism, racist thoughts, and racists, particularly when the call is coming from inside the house (those moments when we have to check ourselves). But

Are you talking about the leaked nudes situation? I was never sure if those were Photoshopped or not (I heard both and I’m not sure that it matters—both are violations).

Either way, having that happen to you is a hell of an incentive to either:

1) Fight through it and still have a career just to fuck the haters (see:

No wonder the Snyderheads hate the MCU so much! “Love? Ewwwww.

One can only hope. Ending WandaVision with a permanently dead Agatha would be a full-on bummer.

Agreed, but I take this one as a 70% hit.

Well, if she’s up against people with equal or greater power to her, it might come in handy. Also, Kryptonian strength and invulnerability haven’t stood up all that great to magic-based things in the past. Also, it’s cool. 

I guess we disagree on the film and her wickedly wonderful performance, but to be clear, Pike isn’t a lesbian. When she thanked her “Eiza, my wife” in her acceptance speech, she was thanking Eiza González, who played her character’s wife.

Agreed — I’m totally at opposing opinions with Maria here: Disliked this dress and Liked I Care A Lot (a flawed but immensely fun movie).