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This is dead-on the costume of an Image Comics’ Spider-Man parody/pastiche character who throws out a few quips on TV, shows up in a battle scene, says something terrible that makes the reader question his motivations, and gets squished by falling debris in a gruesome yet casual manner. 

Just rewatched and D9 mostly holds up as a violent thriller with a surprisingly touching performance by the prawn. For the most part, it’s quite fluid and economical in its storytelling - it just breezes by - despite the cliches and gore. Its approach to race, however, is deeply embarrassing. Frankly, its depiction

I don’t buy it. The jokes behind these skits, their approaches, tones, the devices that make them funny (that is, funny in theory) and their focus are radically different even if the subject matter is generally the same. There’s a lot of joke stealing across comedy, but it doesn’t look like this. The mechanics here,

Oh totally. I mean, I’m spiritually all about the Year One suit, but I like seeing Denny O’Neil-era looks whenever they surface. I want to see an animated film with the black permashadow on the cowl, btw.

I dig the very 70s-80sish look of the suit. Powder blue is no one’s favorite take on the cowl, but it’s still fun to see it once and a while. 

The only way—The Only Way—this movie has a chance is if they replace Jai Courtney. The man is the canary in a coal mine of action-heavy, studio-noted-to-death suck. Honestly, name one good movie with him in it. Highlights include Terminator: Genisys, Divergent/Insurgent, A Good Day to Die Hard, I, Frankenstein, Unbroke

I kinda think he’s ALL of the above.

It’s really weird to think of the possibility of someone deeply loving Mark Webb’s two Spider-Man films to this extent. Like, I guess there are people who are still steamed about Ender’s Game not getting a sequel or people who are waiting for a movie that gets Eragon “right,” but who are they? What music do they

Honestly, without Williams, the prequels May have been fully unwatchable. Given that, I’m nervous about the future of the extended franchise going forward without him. Rogue One had some wonderful cues and some uninspired ones. Solo was fully forgettable. Basically, we’ll have to wait and see.

Be honest with yourself—in your heart, you know this if fucking terrible.

I kinda feel like you buried the lede on this one.

Actually, the most extreme and simple OKC request I've seen from a woman is: "Be neither black nor Jewish"

My friend — because she's the best — once bought me an actual knighthood from Sea Land. For a year I was Sir Gabe OBESL.

Interesting. May have to revise thoughts.

Maybe in real life...sure...but like I've said, I've watched a lot of Jeopardy, and yeah, he's a dick onscreen. Watch the next time they do a Champions series.

I think the big reason Julia hasn't (yet) become a big deal is because she's so sweet and unassuming. Ken Jennings was sort of a dick — wait, no, TOTALLY a dick — and, well, it's hard not to pay attention to a dick.

You are so very, very brave. So brave. Those men, they're cowards.