Nice diatribe. Now actually look at the screengrab.

Everyone please pipe down, a man is talking.

Expect to see that Cena costume on a discount rack soon because like its namesake, it won't sell either.

Indeed, coaches can be even more confused than veteran players. Kansas City Chiefs coach Andy Reid said he keeps younger assistants around to figure out the technology.

Psalms 3:16 is where baseball's unwritten rules can be found.

Malt vinegar is a fairly common condiment in Massachusetts/New England.

"We must not let the ongoing clash between demonstrators and police overshadow the real tragedy at hand. No matter what we say, we cannot lose sight of the real issue here. Redskins is not a racist term. A shitload of actual redskin tribesmen agree with me on this." - Daniel Snyder

Ranch dressing is the savior of bad pizza.

We don't have Hi-C in Canada.

Hilariously enough, that awful company is directly tied to Gawker Media. They couldn't have been more dismissive of women and yet, Jezebel works with them.

I was interning at an old (not that old) theater (a theater theater, not a movie theater) years ago. My job was basically receiving the portfolios of actors who would come in as we announced openings for upcoming plays. An unofficial task I had was talking with the actors to make them feel welcome at the theater and…

During grad school I worked in a parking booth at the university hospital. It was usually a great job, I always took night shifts so that I was basically being paid to study. Nothing ever happened, really.

About five months after I graduated from college in 2012, I got a job as a reporter at a small paper in a small town. Fewer than 10,000 people. I've never lived or worked in a place this small, so it was kind of a culture shock. The newspaper has a really small staff too. Me, my boss, a secretary, the other reporter…

I'm a supervisor at a warehouse here in Texas. I'm the one that closes up in the evenings. This was a Friday night and my wife and I had plans. I knew it was going to be a long day so I brought a change of clothes and my PH bag to work with me. Also know that I had just bought a bar and new Mustang GT. This is…

This story comes, as do most of my better ones, from my time working at Space Camp. I was working an adult weeklong camp during the off season and it came to the time of week when the campers participated in their extended mission which was eight hours long. I was working the SpaceHab area which is the self contained…

I worked at a party supply rental/costume store for one day once. They really needed someone the very next day so I was hired and handed the keys to the place on the spot without so much as filling out a piece of paper.

Right after college I worked at a company that did, among other things, drug testing. The owner was retired DEA. A lot of my friends worked locally and at lunch we all congregated at our friend's work (which was just a single office inside an industrial warehouse space) and got high. One afternoon I got back to work…

Retail. Man comes into the store where I was working. Acts a little strange and shifty. I forget about him, because I have ordering to do. When I finished, I go to the back of the store to put some items away. Strange and shifty was on the floor with his pants pulled down. He was sucking his own penis.

(Apologies in advance for the bad joke)